Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
- Released
- 2026-08-16
- Genres
- Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
- Runtime
- 109 min
- Status
- Released
- Directed / written by
- Kasper Meltedhair
Cast
- Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone
- Kasper Meltedhair as Tarsia
- Donald Farmer as Donald Farmer
- Brewce Longo as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan
- Carrie Phillips as Ozra
- Matt Minter as Scary Fairy Ta
- X Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
- Dogfood Williams as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- Michelle Wanhala as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- Nicholas DeGideo as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
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