Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
- Released
- 2003-09-02
- Genres
- Comedy, Horror
- Runtime
- 93 min
- Status
- Released
- Directed / written by
- Josh Miller
- TMDB rating
- 5.5/10 from 8 votes
Cast
- Pat Casey as Herman Schumacher
- Andy 'Hippa' Kriss as Damon
- Maria A. Morales as Carrie Mirvis
- N. David Prestwood as Blaine
- Jack Shreck as Hugo
- Sean Hall as Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
- Josh Miller as Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
- Dan Buechler as Zach
- Drew Ailes as Herman's Boss
- Erik Olson as Weird Digger
- Matt Sell as Bart
- Nathan Morales as Landscaping Dude
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