You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
- Released
- 1977-10-19
- Genres
- Comedy
- Runtime
- 92 min
- Status
- Released
- Directed / written by
- Marc Monnet, Coluche
- TMDB rating
- 4.9/10 from 68 votes
Cast
- Coluche as Le roi Gros Pif Ier
- Dominique Lavanant as La reine Madeleine
- Anémone as La cousine Lucienne
- Martin Lamotte as Le bouffon
- Michel Blanc as Antremont
- Roland Giraud as Le duc d'Orléans
- Gérard Jugnot as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
- Gérard Lanvin as Le chevalier blanc
- Thierry Lhermitte as Le héraut d'armes
- Marie-Anne Chazel as La reine de Flandre
- Philippe Bruneau as Le duc d'Ambise
- Michel Puterflam as Le radoteur
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